K Street - A Weblog

[coda]

2003-07-28T18:40:00.000-04:00

i have lost all desire to be near a computer or on the internet. however, i forgot 2 things during the blogathon: 1) so we all have figured out i'm an alcoholic, but why was i blogging for k-street? when i had finally had enough, when i was finally sick and tired of being sick an tired, i started a program of recovery known as alcoholics anonymous. one of the suggestions for staying sober is

good morning

2003-07-27T09:01:00.000-04:00

thanks again. peace out to my homies. k

timestamp

2003-07-27T08:31:00.000-04:00

just a simple timestamp

and this just feels like spinning plates

2003-07-27T08:12:00.000-04:00

the paul once told me about putting tinfoil on the windows when the sun would come up. that way the party would never end. i can't say i've done that. i, however am going to bed in 30 minutes. obviously i thank everyone i've linked to, the sponsors, and you know it's true - will Art and Patty PLEASE stand up for their final bow. I cannot make this stuff up. now go look at kittens.

i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry

2003-07-27T08:01:00.000-04:00

I didn't do it. mis: We dubbed Miroslav, "the bachelor party," and thus we tried to provide swingin' single-styled entertainment. <--whoa do i detect a threesome? kfkamc: STOP! I"M GONNA PEE mis: found a terrific documentary airing on Vegas' PBS station about the Song Poem industry < on her honeymoon?

goodnight art n patty

2003-07-27T07:32:00.000-04:00

i promise this is the last one. mostly, i just wanted to make one thing clear: i have never met art and patty. i do not know them. but they rocked my night. here's lola and i on it: I can't. It's just way too vicious.

2 hours

2003-07-27T07:02:00.000-04:00

almost there. out of fun linky links, no stories bad or good. ok. one link. when i originally posted this a long time ago in a blog far far away, i wrote something like this: OH MY GOD ERIC YOU ROCK FOR SENDING ME THIS hello! my name is keith and i fear wisconsin

step 9

2003-07-27T06:32:00.000-04:00

remember art n patty? you know, the ones that showered seperately on their honeymoon and invited strangers to their wedding? here's a blogathoner witnessing the horror... i am so going to hell for making fun of them. in recovery, we have this step where we mend broken relationships. art and patty - i owe you an amends. i wonder if anyone i know is awake yet?

simpsons

2003-07-27T06:02:00.000-04:00

ok - go have fun my face feels like it's been up all night.

oh take me now art 'n patty

2003-07-27T05:33:00.000-04:00

I am so going to hell. Guess what? It's getting light out here on the east coast!

postal service

2003-07-27T05:04:00.000-04:00

This is one of the best music videos ever. even joe likes them: "I am really liking this CD. Thank you."

star trek wedding II

2003-07-27T04:31:00.000-04:00

HOW did I get onto this theme? I shoulda stuck with pee! That seems so long ago. Enjoy! Anniversary anyone? it still doesn't top artnpatty...

i published too early

2003-07-27T04:03:00.000-04:00

here's a more accurate time stamp. now, ArtnPatty are breaking my brain - "As discussed elsewhere on this site, we received our inspiration for a Trek wedding from an episode of Deep Space Nine that featured a Klingon marriage"

you bring light in

2003-07-27T03:52:00.000-04:00

i'm still misty. There was a little drawing of a heart next to that, followed by an exclaimation mark. The back of his was covered in stuff... stuff like: Brandon is not a very nice guy, but Alex is sooo nice. And that had the exclaimation thing too. It was just silly crap that hit the spot. And he let himself be drawn in. you bring light in... to a dark

Hey Beer Guy

2003-07-27T03:31:00.000-04:00

I worked here one summer. I was the beer guy. There was one place in the park you could buy beer. From me. You had to be 18 to serve, and I was like the only cashier old enough. On slow days, I would ride the Matterhorn and eat cotton candy. There was one slow day, a rainy monday. I don't know where I'm going with this. Oh - I served all that beer and never drank any. Back then. It was

dreaming i am

2003-07-27T03:02:00.000-04:00

a matrix blog? it is entirely too much for me right now. the mark and the john are gone. i am alone. the night is dark. why am i doing this again? Try to fly in desperation, wings come into view Nicotine is from my system, assistance Sleep, I have been sleeping for so long Run with safety underneath the feet they so adore Hen suspects the fox on guard beside the golden door Sweating from my

STAR TREK WEDDING

2003-07-27T02:31:00.000-04:00

Now you can experience Art and Patty's wedding from the comfort of your computer chair man, it was so worth it.

it is a party with my pussy (cat)

2003-07-27T02:00:00.000-04:00

the john: the mark: the mark and the john: and they even brought me coffee and cigarettes and haven't said anything about THE SMELL (cat+catbox+dirty dishes+trash = THE SMELL)

bored

2003-07-27T01:31:00.000-04:00

and i will not i will not i will not join friendster. no matter how much i may think i want to be a part of it i will not. have you noticed my posts are getting shorter? i have... the mark and the john are here! we are looking for people we know in personal ads. actually, it IS more exciting than it sounds! and laughing at the people we don't know...

i hate you all

2003-07-27T01:03:00.000-04:00

please don't ask... however, garfield fisting someone is beginning to bore me... so i was all pissed off no one was bringing me stuff, then the mark called and he is. so i take all of my evil thoughts back. sorry. no links. too lazy.

t shirt hell

2003-07-27T00:31:00.000-04:00

buy me buy me buy me also, i just loves me my google tool bar. also, do you like theremins? here's some.

the david

2003-07-27T00:02:00.000-04:00

you know what's fucked up? being on the telephone and IM'ing with them at the same time. that is way too much multitasking. then getting email. then having the email person email the person you are on the telephone.

portable telephone

2003-07-26T23:31:00.000-04:00

on with the david. and getting tired. he is not the landlord! it is a long story.

26 things

2003-07-26T23:02:00.000-04:00

it's a meme i'm currently stalled out on. here's what i have so far. what's been cool about it has been a few things. first, i spend some time meditating and really thinking about the word. how i can interpret it and stuff. maybe that's why i'm stuck on 'symmetry'. there are no rules other than what i impose, and the one i imposed was to try and do them in order, in 80 pictures or less.

more friends quotes

2003-07-26T22:32:00.000-04:00

ROSS: That commercial always makes me so sad. JOEY: Yeah, but then the guy opens his beer and those girls run at him, so, everything seems to work out OK. hmm. it's kinda true in a way. oh geez. writer's block. it will pass. like impotence. which is actually a problem i've never had. usually, um, things happen too quickly with me. anti-depressants have completely reversed that problem

the fred

2003-07-26T22:01:00.000-04:00

the fred is on the phone. and then i am going to call the bill and the mark. maybe later things will get funny or serious or interesting again soon.

timecode

2003-07-26T21:32:00.000-04:00

the timestamp reflects the first time I POST an entry, not necessarily when I actually PUBLISH it...

cyberweb mystery

2003-07-26T21:08:00.000-04:00

ok mr. mystery commenter. i will find out who you are! anyway, here's an old picture of the dave: also, here's a picture of me without a mohawk: mystery commenter! i will find you! I have the INTERNET PROTOCOL address of the computer that you are using to HYPER TEXT TRANSFER PROTOCOL my HYPER TEXT MARKUP LANGUAGE from this UNIFORM RESOURCE LOCATOR on the WORLD WIDE WEB it all means

okokok

2003-07-26T20:59:00.000-04:00

more soon. still here and awake.

still here

2003-07-26T20:33:00.000-04:00

ok, that's all. talkin to the dave. and no, there will more than likely not be naked pictures of him. [] that was the dave's contribution to this.

trip around the interweb

2003-07-26T20:01:00.000-04:00

impressive blogathon sites: dreaming of darkness help desk humor random bird and of course zappagirl and lola martini i am directing the dave to my house by portable telephone as i write this. on my headset!

Well now you understand how I feel every single day, ok? The world is my lesbian wedding.

2003-07-26T19:32:00.000-04:00

just rockin' along with the friends quotes. that was chandler. the dave is coming by with coffee! here is the INTERACTIVE part of the webblogathon. if you would like me to post a picture of the dave, say so in this post's comment! if not, say so in this post's comment! man, i'm gettin loopy. and i haven't even started with the camera shit. mostly, i wonder what i would look like with a

follow the trail to your new stalker

2003-07-26T19:02:00.000-04:00

someone just invited me to this. i've seriously been avoiding it for months. i mean, look at some of the shit this site has spawned. my dvd player is ill? overheated? did you know natalie-dee has a brother that's even cooler? his name is DREW and he runs TOOTHPASTE FOR DINNER. seriously, i assure you, you won't be disappointed. i'm listening to this radio station even though i promised

fun bobby part II

2003-07-26T18:32:00.000-04:00

FUN BOBBY: Whad'ya say we make these, uh, coffees Irish? i think one of the most amazing thing about alcoholism is realizing i'm not alone. i'll never be alone again. everything i did, i was the ONLY one who ever did it. those drunks - they don't throw up in public like i did. they didn't live on a bagel and 5th of bourbon every day for weeks. their skin didn't turn yellow like mine. but

fun bobby

2003-07-26T18:02:00.000-04:00

MONICA: Well, we just happen to go to a lot of places where you might drink. I mean, how do you go to a wine tasting without having a drink? Or, or to a club, or to the... zoo. by the end of my drinking, i couldn't get out of bed without a drink. i needed it before i could light a cigarette. i was not fun bobby.

When we two parted

2003-07-26T17:32:00.000-04:00

did i ever tell you about the time i saw the afghan whigs? i didn't think so... they were touring with the oh so brilliant record 'gentlemen', which makes me cry. anyway, the issac and the dave were the SUB POP KINGS of the record store we worked at and immediately called Warner Brothers to get on the guest list for the show. a few months later, Warner Brothers is ALL OVER the record -

obey the meme

2003-07-26T17:01:00.000-04:00

1. Ever been so drunk you blacked out: too many times to count. i used to black out TV shows like Survivor, and have to sneak into the office the next day and check the website to find out who got kicked off the island, even though I was conscious all through and after the show. 2. Missed school because it was raining: Oh how weird! I just did that Wednesday - called into work and said it was

ribbed for your pleasure

2003-07-26T16:33:00.000-04:00

mostly, i'm wondering what i'd look like with a mohawk right about now. almost done with the period i usually nap. man, i'm not even a third of the way through this yet. max hasn't been writing much lately, but i assure you when he does it is all good stuff. also, lola martini has a great rack. you just have to trust me on this one guys.

back

2003-07-26T16:01:00.000-04:00

normally, i wouldn't bother to write about going to the store, but i just went round trip in 17 minutes. i'll keep that in mind. it's hot outside i still want a nap. have you ever read Sam? he kicks ass. someday i'm gonna save him, make it all better, wave my magic wand. if he was unemployed and promised to smack me around in our trailer...man, that would just be a slice of heaven.

Yes LOVE! It's LOVE!

2003-07-26T15:31:00.000-04:00

Love, exciting and new Come Aboard. We're expecting you. Love, life's sweetest reward. Let it flow, it floats back to you. The Love Boat soon will be making another run The Love Boat promises something for everyone Set a course for adventure, Your mind on a new romance. Love won't hurt anymore It's an open smile on a friendly shore. Yes LOVE! It's LOVE! The Love Boat soon will be

ya know?

2003-07-26T15:01:00.000-04:00

this is actually getting to be fun. to be busy! i am finding new cyberweb friends. time's just flyin'. sittin on my ass makin' money for k-street. life is sweet. i'm getting low on smokey treats and may run to the store. may call the earl. either way, posts every 30 minutes. guaranteed. like pizza delivery. i was talking to the dave earlier about how i acquired my cat. i should have

you're gonna love this shit

2003-07-26T14:31:00.000-04:00

man, i need a karma change. don't ask. just don't ask about the wreckage of my past, i'll share it freely. this IM exchange just happened... jon: kfkamc: hey there - i know you, right? jon: was just trying to figure that out jon: you're on my buddy list kfkamc: hmm - the name is familiar. we may have chatted. hell, we might have even slept together. jon: LOL jon: you a top? kfkamc: yea...

it doesn't burn when you pee does it?

2003-07-26T14:02:00.000-04:00

i have never had a sexually transmitted disease. however once when i was in college someone said they may have passed a little something on to me and i got THE TEST. it is not a fun test. they stick a cotton swab UP your ding-a-ling. i suppose if i had actually had relations with the person i would have grinned and beared it, but i didn't so i was quite a prick about the whole thing. last

this is what evil must taste like

2003-07-26T13:30:00.000-04:00

i just talked to the bill on the portable telephone. he invited me over to a crime watch bar-b-q, but i said NO I HAVE TO STAY INSIDE AND WRITE. today just happens to be the saturday everyone wants to do stuff. have you ever been to Where's George? i like it a lot, but i've entered like 900 bills this year without one hit, so maybe it's all a sham. i normally take a nap on saturdays. yeah,

dry

2003-07-26T13:01:00.000-04:00

i just made a dent (finally) in CLEANATHON 2003. i would put pictures up, but i'm too ashamed. if you read the book dry by Augusten Burroughs then you know what i mean when i say i was a drunk like him. specifically, the bottles. there's a lot of really weird shame involved with active alcoholism. i didn't know my neighbors (or anyone, really) but i did not want them to know i had a drinking

time to lean

2003-07-26T12:32:00.000-04:00

back in the early 90's (i don't remember the exact year - the decade was kind of a blur for me) i needed a job. it was back in the early 90's which was a time when jobs were scarce and didn't pay well (unlike now). anyway, i went to work at Burger King. you would think that it was painful, and it was! even more so because i was a manager and would seriously have to say things to people like "

ugh

2003-07-26T11:49:00.000-04:00

so, i've checked on my interweb friends, had my coffee, and now it is time to... ...turn the television on. it is such an exciting existence. plus, cleaning can wait. go read dogpoet.

it's a small world after all

2003-07-26T11:25:00.000-04:00

remember that ride at DisneyWorld? boy did that ride suck. anyway, sometime last year i noticed that this person had been reading my usual space, and i in turn started reading his. he lives in the town over from me and likes boys also but wait, there's more! through an almost Vulcan mind meld, we patched together our memories, and found out we knew each other like 20 years ago, and he was

portable telephone

2003-07-26T10:46:00.000-04:00

i am on the telephone with the dave. talk amongst yourselves. or go read ron, he inspires me.

electronic mail

2003-07-26T10:11:00.000-04:00

here's a bit of email i just got: I am off to the beach, in an attempt to be nice to myself and participate in this thing called life. I'll call you later. My first thought was "The beach! I hate you! I want to go to the beach!" I have NEVER in my life wanted to go to the beach. NEVER. I do however have a tendency to want things I cannot have. Have fun with life. That was the point,

it is time to rename our company!

2003-07-26T10:02:00.000-04:00

i think a second L would benefit this organization. i macked this from ultimate insult. best.links.ever and guess what! i still haven't neatened (is that a word?) up my place! so i guess my idea of CLEANATHON 2003 (where i clean my apartment for charity) is going bust, however, BLOGATHON 2003 is rockin and rollin into the next hour! it truly is a day in the life. i smoke cigarettes and

i have 24 hours

2003-07-26T09:32:00.000-04:00

so last night i didn't sleep very well (it is not unusual or uncommon for me). and now I am having WRITERS BLOCK. i want to be all fun and entertaining NOW. but i have time for that. all day to explain whatever i need. mmm. coffee. i have to be careful with it today because i fall very hard off of it. so only 1 CUP PER HOUR. a steady stream of caffeine instead of a burst and then crash

good morning!

2003-07-26T09:04:00.000-04:00

man, do i need a cup of coffee. i'll be back in 30 minutes. i'm here, awake, good to go.

2003-07-19T22:58:00.000-04:00

7 days left! Thanks very much to everyone sponsoring me. I've been trying to come up with a theme for the event, and haven't yet. For now, expect the usual goofy writing, links and pictures. Suggestions are welcome. Also, thanks to the many people who've volunteered their time to keep me from getting too lonely, or to keep me up if I get too tired. See you Saturday AM.

2003-07-12T12:53:00.000-04:00

hello. my name is keith and i am an alcoholic. this blog has been set up for BLOGATHON 2003. i am going to try and raise $$$ for k street. normally, i live here. see you in 2 weeks. click here to sponsor me. or join me! it would be better if i didn't have to do it alone. address questions and inquiries to keith (at) keithkenez [dot] com.