Saturday, July 26, 2003
it doesn't burn when you pee does it?
i have never had a sexually transmitted disease.
however once when i was in college someone said they may have passed a little something on to me and i got THE TEST. it is not a fun test. they stick a cotton swab UP your ding-a-ling. i suppose if i had actually had relations with the person i would have grinned and beared it, but i didn't so i was quite a prick about the whole thing.
last year at the age of 31 i finally went through my slutty phase and slept with like 12 people in a month's time. i'm glad that's over with.
mostly though, i pee normally. when i was drinking, i would pee like once a day. seriously, it screws your body up that much. i think i was just so dehydrated all of the time that any non-alcoholic liquid i consumed was immediately absorbed eliminating the need for any waste. i don't know exactly. but now i pee like 5 or six times a day, which is not too much, or too little. woo-hoo to the physical health thing!
ok that was just oversharing.
oh, but it does remind me of a radio ad a friend told me about once! i don't know if it's true or not because i never heard it, but it made me laugh. it was for phone sex. CALL 976-PEEE - THE EXTRA E IS FOR EXTRA PEE!
sick sad world
here's my radio station. i'm quite proud of it.
however once when i was in college someone said they may have passed a little something on to me and i got THE TEST. it is not a fun test. they stick a cotton swab UP your ding-a-ling. i suppose if i had actually had relations with the person i would have grinned and beared it, but i didn't so i was quite a prick about the whole thing.
last year at the age of 31 i finally went through my slutty phase and slept with like 12 people in a month's time. i'm glad that's over with.
mostly though, i pee normally. when i was drinking, i would pee like once a day. seriously, it screws your body up that much. i think i was just so dehydrated all of the time that any non-alcoholic liquid i consumed was immediately absorbed eliminating the need for any waste. i don't know exactly. but now i pee like 5 or six times a day, which is not too much, or too little. woo-hoo to the physical health thing!
ok that was just oversharing.
oh, but it does remind me of a radio ad a friend told me about once! i don't know if it's true or not because i never heard it, but it made me laugh. it was for phone sex. CALL 976-PEEE - THE EXTRA E IS FOR EXTRA PEE!
sick sad world
here's my radio station. i'm quite proud of it.
# posted by keith @ 2:02:00 PM 
