K Street - A Weblog

man, i need a karma change. don't ask. just don't ask about the wreckage of my past, i'll share it freely. this IM exchange just happened...

jon:
kfkamc: hey there - i know you, right?
jon: was just trying to figure that out
jon: you're on my buddy list
kfkamc: hmm - the name is familiar. we may have chatted. hell, we might have even slept together.
jon: LOL
jon: you a top?
kfkamc: yea...
jon: it's a possibility...LOL
jon:
kfkamc: like a year ago i was really slutty and drunk all the time. now i'm just slutty, so i actually remember what happens
jon: HA HAHAHAHAHAH
jon: yeah, i hear ya
kfkamc: dude it's true! i totally can't remember!
jon: remember what?
kfkamc: most of the internet encounters i had...
jon: wow
jon: that's serious
kfkamc: yeah. but things are better now. got sober last year.
jon: cool

i do remember him. it was pretty bad. i mean, i was pretty bad, he was quite excellent. he...

wait, this is my story, not his.

and no, nothing is going to happen. but...if you are a size queen i can hook you up. i can make it happen. you got the money. superpimpin' here!

i was really trying to keep things clean and non-offensive here. i swear it.